Evolving Back to Basics

Hello, I'm Liz. I'm a regular girl with an irregular heartbeat (like I have a heart murmur dude) Riri is my boyfriend.

Sometimes I look in the mirror like:
“Phew not as bad as I thought”

And then other times:
*sobs*

Work in a bit. Lookin red a f

animalics:

Guinea Pigs are natural swimmers, but have to be introduced to the water slowly so they don’t panic

animalics:

Guinea Pigs are natural swimmers, but have to be introduced to the water slowly so they don’t panic

(via seriously-joking)

Hey guys I’m only 20 but I feel like I’m already wasting my 20’s.

I want to suck up Zac Efron’s man tears, harvest his soul, and keep him forever.

My mom literally spent an hour cleaning this morning before the cleaners got here. I get it though, no one wants to sweep up an entire dogs worth of hair from the floor.